Revenue engines
DealsGo-to-market motions automated end to end: sourcing, outreach, pipelines, CRMs, contracts, decks and closes. I’ve run every seat in SaaS sales orgs, so these machines work the way revenue actually gets made.
By day I untangle business systems. The rest of the time I trade my own book, build wild things with AI, annoy my family and occasionally touch grass.
Nine-plus years advising on business systems: 100+ ERP and digital transformation projects and $25M+ across 250+ clients. Fifteen years running my own book across equities, FX and real estate. An unmeasurable amount of time spent tinkering, breaking things, and blowing things up.
I triple-majored at IU’s Kelley School of Business in entrepreneurship, business administration and information systems management, a combination of work and skills that would prove oddly perfect for a career helping entrepreneurs and SMBs adopt enterprise technology.
I’ve spent nine-plus years helping founders and executives put technology to work: ERP, AP automation, spend management, analytics and low-code. I’ve done it at PE-backed startups, at Oracle, at a top-20 consulting firm, and now at the fastest-growing Oracle partner and the first AI-enabled Oracle ERP partner, for companies from pre-revenue to the Fortune 500.
I also love managing capital: my own, and for friends and family, 15 years and counting. Right now I’m deeply interested in photonics, semiconductors, robotics, drone tech, healthcare, defense tech and energy. Further out, I can’t leave quantum physics, consciousness expansion, psi research, UAPs, Eastern medicine and psychedelic therapeutics alone.
I’m all in on AI. I build with agents every day, and I believe anything you can do at a computer, AI can do.
Off the clock it’s gaming, comedy, live music, camping, and time with my family and my two golden retrievers.
Solution design and systems advisory across ERP, finance automation and analytics, for companies from pre-revenue startups to the Fortune 500.
A long-term core in real estate and US and international equities. Around it: swing and momentum trades, complex intraday setups, and foreign currency. I track every position daily, keep score on the analysts I follow, and read earnings as they land.
It makes my life easier, sometimes it makes me money, and it’s always fun. Most of what I use to sell and to invest is software I made with AI agents. So are a hype-drop tracker, a 100-recipe Instant Pot app, and a black hole you can fall into.
Things I’ve built, and can build for others.
“Anything you can do at a computer, AI can do.”
Go-to-market motions automated end to end: sourcing, outreach, pipelines, CRMs, contracts, decks and closes. I’ve run every seat in SaaS sales orgs, so these machines work the way revenue actually gets made.
A daily market briefing I built for myself. It pulls prices, earnings and analyst calls and turns them into a written brief, a deck, charts and an audio rundown.
Custom app development, system data migrations, integrations and AI-enablement, built with AI agents. Whole systems of records, files and custom fields moved and wired together in days, not months.
Automations across QuickBooks Online, NetSuite, Salesforce and HubSpot. The work between the CRM and the books that runs itself, built by someone who knows the systems underneath.
My own research desk for finding and sizing an edge. It flags clusters of insider buying, diffs 10-Ks for new risk factors and auditor changes, tracks event drift against honest base rates, and sizes positions with fractional Kelly. Strategies are judged on walk-forward, out-of-sample backtests only.
Things I built for fun. Each screen is a live sketch of the real thing, so poke it.
A black hole you can fall into. Every pixel is a ray of light traced through curved spacetime, live, straight from general relativity.
A globe that knows where the sun is. Spin it and see who has daylight right now.
A drop radar for sneakers, streetwear, watches, vinyl and collectibles: raffles, release times, and retail-versus-resale math.
One hundred recipes with calories, filters and a shopping list. Roll the dice when you can’t decide.
How Judaism, Christianity, Islam and their branches descend from one root, every split on a timeline from 2000 BCE to today.
Any ticker through nine investor lenses, from Buffett and Graham to CAN SLIM and Minervini, plus earnings-quality flags, a reverse DCF and an options P&L lab. All on free data.
Two $100K paper books racing the S&P 500. I trade one; an AI manager runs the other on its own rules, and every order fills at the next close.
Three toys I built for this page. Make a beat, out-trade a chart, or wave at the screen.
Click or drag across the grid to write a pattern. There are four, A to D, and the Song row chains them in any order: click a slot to change it, + to add one. Bass and chords stay in key whatever you light up; Notes opens a roll where you draw the lead melody. Click a track’s name to mute it. Space plays and stops while the Deck has focus. Export WAV saves the song as a sound file, the link button copies it as a URL anyone can open, and the game button turns it into a rhythm game. The whole page moves with whatever you make; the Mixer’s Dance fader sets how hard.
Thirty seconds, one chart. Beat buy-and-hold.
Space buys and sells while the game has focus. Prices are generated, not real, and each trade costs 0.1%. A game, not investment advice.
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Turn it on and your hands work the page. Point with an index finger to stir the ink. Pinch thumb and finger to send a ripple. Pinch with both hands and pull them apart to turn Signal up. The video never leaves this device: frames are read in your browser and thrown away. Turning it on downloads Google’s open-source MediaPipe hand tracker.
Sales, solution consulting and partner relationships at a NetSuite implementation firm. Over $2M in engagements closed across 40+ clients in the first four months.
Full-cycle, net-new ERP sales. Finished FY26 in the top quartile of my segment: 10+ logos, zero clawbacks.
Most partner-registered deals in any rolling 90 days in company history.
AP automation and spend management for F1000 manufacturers, distributors and services firms. Managed over $8M in recurring revenue. President’s Club.
ERP, integration and analytics projects. Consulted on over $1.1M in net-new ERP installs. President’s Club.
$2.4M ARR in upsell and cross-sell. GTM lead on the company’s first FedRAMP solutions. President’s Club.
Four promotions in under four years, finishing in High Tech. President’s Club three times.
Bloomington, Indiana.
Entrepreneurship, business administration and information systems management.
Updated November 2026
Gaming, comedy, live music, camping, family, and two golden retrievers.